Saturday, October 30, 2010

TEMPEH TIME

New Project:
Have enlisted Ida to assist me with my desire to learn the art of TEMPEH.
In my effort to try to find something positive about my current locale I came to the temple of Tempeh. A serious gift, fermented, earthy, and nutritious, from Indonesia to the vegetarian world.

Ida is procuring the necessaries for me. Which from what I can make out include, a steamer, soy beans, and some special yeast.

We are due to begin the process on Monday. Needless to say, I am very happy about this!

I'll keep you posted.
xo
Tuesday

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Festering Dung Heap

Hi Everybody,

As many of you have noticed I haven't been writing much lately. That's because all I want to write is. . .this place is a festering dungheap, this place is a festering dungheap. . .100 no 1000 times. 1000 times wouldn't even get close to doing this wretched city justice. I'm sure there are fouler places on the planet but Palembang, Indonesia is probably up there in places not to go. There's so much pollution from the oil refining and the fertilizer plants you get dirty just sitting inside of your own house. The people are rude and even the wealthy are super ignorant. There's no sense of honor or politeness it's just completely uncultured and uncivilized. . .which is okay for pale-skinned guys who, no matter what their brain capacity, genetic make-up, or ability to chew with their mouths closed, get catapulted into the stratosphere simply by having pale skin. I live with two of these. One, as those of you who read regularly know, vomits every Friday and Saturday night. . .last Friday on the couch! The other, likes to walk around in his boxer shorts as if he's a chippendale or something when he actually resembles a severely bloated, red-haired, Mr. Bean who has trouble pronouncing words like plumber and gorilla.

Roommate Aisha and I are both at our wits end. The negativity is so high in me it's seeping out through my pores. I think that even the students can feel it. I even want to yell it to them. . ."Do you know what a rotten place you live in?" But I haven't. Not yet! I just put on my fake smile and try to make it through my 80 minute class. It's like fast food education. . . .it's just mediocrity and ugliness all around.

We've decided to ask the two male inhabitants of this house to have a house meeting where we can discuss issues that have arisen. Aisha and I have 3 joint requests and I have 1 more.

1) Please wear a shirt while walking to and from the shower.
2) Please understand that dishes must be put away after they are washed. Not to sit and create a porcelain Mt. Everest in the kitchen. (Aisha and I always put them away. . .and we DO NOT want to be THEIR maids!!!)
3) Please find a way to control your drinking and vomiting on the weekend. Perhaps invest in a bucket so that you can vomit in your room instead of in the public spaces.
4) Please smoke on the balcony as you do 50% of the time because my sheets are smelling like an ashtray. (my request)

Anyway. . .lets see how it goes. I don't think it can make things worse. If things keep going on like this Aisha and I are thinking about getting our own place. But before we do, I thought we should try talking it out. . .AMERICAN STYLE. It will be interesting to try to talk it out with these constipated ignorant Brit boys. Aye yay yay!
Well it's raining. . .I'm gonna get my umbrella, walk to the corner, and buy some tea.
I'll try to write more regularly. I'll try. . . .
xo
T

P.S. They were showing a very entertaining movie on Indonesian TV the other night. SORORITY ROW 1. . .a bunch of sorority girls get hacked to pieces one by one. . .I recommend it.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Check In


Yes. . .I'm not blogging much these days.
The novelty of being here is officially over.
It's all routine and rumbling like anywhere else. . .
My English is deteriorating. . .told a kid yesterday that she should say "Most Favorite"
oops
soon I'll be telling them to say "funner" or "more stronger" like some of my co-workers
I guess it might be a good thing that Indonesia is tightening its regulations on who can teach in the country. . .it's real easy to become a hack here
all of the pedophiles, drunks, and uneducated slackers are really freaking out
like they did when Thailand did the same
I don't blame them. . .where in the world are the riff raff allowed these days?
the world is getting so small and full of so many RUUUUUUUULES!
We must fight it! Be strong! Be Free!

on another note. . .

Saturday is writing day. . .
and on writing day writing breaks/incentives. . .
there's a new ice cream/belgian waffle shop that opened down the street. . .
if I go I'll take you guys with me. . .
promise.

Riff Raff Forever - RRF
Tuesday